You’ve heard plenty of Vanity Fair The Last Jedi analysis, but you haven’t heard anything like this. Who is “weird-face-slob-guy?” What’s going on with the hair? Where are the Greedos? Who is a Clone of Who? You know we never spoil too much in these descriptions. Trust us—this one goes places you never expected, well past Vanity Fair The Last Jedi. The Star Wars Party starts NOW! It’s time for Brews and Blasters.