As ever, where there’s a terrible pun The Sun is never far, far away and here’s a piece that proves that once again.
FANS can checkout Star Wars VII being filmed — at a shopping centre.
Disney starts shooting the first of three movies in the UK in summer.
And bosses have identified a disused quarry in Greenhithe, overlooking the vast Bluewater mall in Kent, for battle scenes.
A source said: “Doctor Who has been filmed there and it can easily replicate other planets. They’ll just have to make sure they don’t include the shopping centre in any shots.”
It must have been an R2-D2-for-one offer.
Of course, take this rumour with a huge pinch of salt, which shouldn’t be an issue with the weather as it is.