RUMOUR ALERT: Star Wars Episode VII: Darth Mall

    Prepare for a torrent of news as Episode VII hits the headlines with the breaking of the J.J. Abrams confirmation story.

    As ever, where there’s a terrible pun The Sun is never far, far away and here’s a piece that proves that once again.

    FANS can checkout Star Wars VII being filmed — at a shopping centre.

    Disney starts shooting the first of three movies in the UK in summer.

    And bosses have identified a disused quarry in Greenhithe, overlooking the vast Bluewater mall in Kent, for battle scenes.

    A source said: “Doctor Who has been filmed there and it can easily replicate other planets. They’ll just have to make sure they don’t include the shopping centre in any shots.”

    It must have been an R2-D2-for-one offer.

    Of course, take this rumour with a huge pinch of salt, which shouldn’t be an issue with the weather as it is.

    SOURCEThe Sun
    Mark Newbold
    Former Daily Content Manager and Program Director for Jedi News and the podcast network. Co-host RADIO 1138 and Take Cover on the Jedi News Network.