If you’re not already sitting down then you might want to, because this might rock your world…
While the internet was internetting along on a Friday, a Redditor named Lumpawarroo came through and set the Star Wars subreddit absolutely ablaze.
“Here I will seek to establish,” he wrote, “that Jar Jar Binks, far from being simply the bumbling idiot he portrays himself as, is in fact a highly skilled force user in terms of martial ability and mind control. Furthermore, I assert that he was not, as many people assume, just an unwitting political tool manipulated by Palpatine—rather, he and Palpatine were likely in collaboration from the very beginning, and it’s entirely possible that Palpatine was a subordinate underling to Binks throughout both trilogies. And finally, given the above, I will conclude with an argument as to why I believe it is not only possible, but plausible that Jar Jar will make a profound impact on the upcoming movies, and what his role may be.”
And then he proceeded to do just that.